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{"type":"standard","title":"Luodong","displaytitle":"Luodong","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q706261","titles":{"canonical":"Luodong","normalized":"Luodong","display":"Luodong"},"pageid":1498624,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Luodong_Township_01.jpg/330px-Luodong_Township_01.jpg","width":320,"height":220},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Luodong_Township_01.jpg","width":2944,"height":2021},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1268865471","tid":"278953c7-d070-11ef-ba30-25b7147bf2b4","timestamp":"2025-01-11T23:02:39Z","description":"Urban township","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":24.67527778,"lon":121.77111111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luodong","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luodong?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luodong?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Luodong"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luodong","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Luodong","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luodong?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Luodong"}},"extract":"Luodong Township (Chinese: 羅東鎮; pinyin: Luódōng Zhèn; Wade–Giles: Lo2-tung1 Chen4; Pe̍h-ōe-jī: Lô-tong), sometimes spelled Lotung or Lotong, is an urban township in the central part of Yilan County, Taiwan. Luodong is the smallest township in the county by area.","extract_html":"
Luodong Township (Chinese: 羅東鎮; pinyin: Luódōng Zhèn; Wade–Giles: Lo2-tung1 Chen4; Pe̍h-ōe-jī: Lô-tong), sometimes spelled Lotung or Lotong, is an urban township in the central part of Yilan County, Taiwan. Luodong is the smallest township in the county by area.
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