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{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
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{"type":"general","setup":"You see, mountains aren't just funny.","punchline":"They are hill areas.","id":400}
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{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the tallest building in the world?","punchline":"The library, it’s got the most stories!","id":248}
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