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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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